Someday I'll Be Beardly

For Beardtober or whatever people are calling it, I decided to try to grow out my beard. Unfortunately, I can't grow a quality beard. I'll admit, it makes me feel kind of less manly. This is especially a shame, because I think I'd look awesome with a beard. Big and bushy, I'd live on a mountain top in a log cabin. Things would be right in the world. But, they're not. Things are fucked.